1 00:02:09,656 --> 00:02:12,972 ''Flash! The freighter, Star of Capetown, 2 00:02:13,047 --> 00:02:15,283 ''was sunk today off the north coast of Africa... 3 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,391 ''by a mysterious explosion. 4 00:02:17,463 --> 00:02:20,311 ''All hands accounted for with the exception of... 5 00:02:20,375 --> 00:02:22,742 two unidentified stowaways.'' 6 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:32,497 Look at us. Two on a raft, sunny side up. 7 00:02:32,567 --> 00:02:35,567 ''I'll tell you how to get home. We'll stow away,'' you said. 8 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,508 ''No, sir,'' I said. ''Don't be a sap,'' you said. 9 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:40,918 ''We're stowing away, and that's that,'' you said. 10 00:02:40,984 --> 00:02:42,958 ''No, sir.'' Yak-yak-yak. 11 00:02:43,031 --> 00:02:45,300 What a brilliant conversationalist you are! 12 00:02:45,368 --> 00:02:48,815 I took one look at that crate and knew it would blow up in our faces. 13 00:02:48,887 --> 00:02:51,189 Wait till they find out who was smokin' in the powder room. 14 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,589 Never mind that. Look at us-- 15 00:02:53,656 --> 00:02:55,510 Food gone, water gone. 16 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:58,543 What's that bulge in your pocket? 17 00:03:00,343 --> 00:03:02,165 Oh, that's-- Yeah, that. 18 00:03:02,231 --> 00:03:05,460 That's an old tobacco pouch. When did you start smokin' a pipe? 19 00:03:05,528 --> 00:03:07,535 Ever since this morning, cigarettes make me nervous. 20 00:03:07,608 --> 00:03:10,706 You went to the store and got tobacco? You notice-- 21 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:13,394 That's clever. Come on, dig. 22 00:03:13,464 --> 00:03:16,082 Hand it over here. Let's see, reach. 23 00:03:16,152 --> 00:03:18,519 Ohhh! I forgot. Surprised? 24 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:21,583 I figure two of'em for one of us is better... 25 00:03:21,656 --> 00:03:23,761 than one of'em for two of us. 26 00:03:23,832 --> 00:03:26,647 You can spit your teeth in there. 27 00:03:26,712 --> 00:03:29,167 Just dunk it lightly. 28 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,917 Well,Junior, we gotta face it. 29 00:03:32,983 --> 00:03:36,278 We may be days and days without seeing a ship or land. 30 00:03:36,343 --> 00:03:38,678 We're gonna get mighty hungry. 31 00:03:38,743 --> 00:03:42,933 - What do you mean, get hungry? - We'll toss a coin. 32 00:03:42,999 --> 00:03:46,741 What's the date? Hea-- 33 00:03:46,807 --> 00:03:48,662 1910! 34 00:03:48,727 --> 00:03:50,833 Pretty close... 1911 . 35 00:03:50,904 --> 00:03:53,903 That's the way it goes-- somebody loses, somebody wins. 36 00:03:53,975 --> 00:03:57,837 So you win the nickel! See if you can find any white meat on that buffalo. 37 00:03:57,911 --> 00:04:02,352 I got a T.L. for you. We tossed for something much deeper than that. 38 00:04:02,424 --> 00:04:06,068 I remember a story about two fellows like us, 39 00:04:06,135 --> 00:04:09,845 castaways. They tossed a coin, too. Uh-huh. 40 00:04:09,912 --> 00:04:13,173 They figured there's no use both of them starving. Naturally. 41 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,917 The fellow who survived used to tell his grandchildren about his pal's sacrifice. 42 00:04:16,984 --> 00:04:19,569 That's very-- Wait a minute. 43 00:04:19,639 --> 00:04:22,935 What pal's sacrifice? I don't know, though. 44 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:25,967 You should've eaten more oatmeal. You're kind of scrawny. 45 00:04:26,039 --> 00:04:30,195 I don't think you'd do me more than a week, and there's no icebox aboard. 46 00:04:30,264 --> 00:04:32,784 Jeff, you're losing your buttons. 47 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:35,244 You mean, you'd eat me, without vegetables? 48 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,516 Calm down,Junior. I'm not gonna do anything right away. 49 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:41,780 I might not do anything for a week. Not until I get desperate. 50 00:04:41,847 --> 00:04:45,709 You wouldn't like me. Once I bit my tongue and I tasted awful. 51 00:04:45,784 --> 00:04:48,020 Help! Jeff, don't-- Turkey, look! 52 00:04:49,815 --> 00:04:52,434 Am I seeing things? What? 53 00:04:52,504 --> 00:04:56,366 What is that over there? Land! Land! 54 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,414 We're saved! We're saved! Yo-ho! Yo-ho! 55 00:04:58,487 --> 00:05:01,007 Hey! Hey! A submarine! 56 00:05:01,079 --> 00:05:02,967 Man the pumps! Man the pumps! 57 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,188 Last stop! 58 00:05:14,263 --> 00:05:16,751 Got a stone in my shoe. 59 00:05:16,823 --> 00:05:19,441 Wait a minute! 60 00:05:20,952 --> 00:05:24,083 I hope Aunt Lucy's lookin' down... 61 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:26,060 and seein' the way you're treating me. 62 00:05:26,135 --> 00:05:28,753 You gonna stuff Aunt Lucy down my throat again? 63 00:05:28,823 --> 00:05:33,133 Never mind. She saw you tossin' the coin and lickin' your chops. 64 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,989 You're certainly sloughing off your promise to her. 65 00:05:36,056 --> 00:05:40,246 Aunt Lucy... I can see her now lying on her dying bed... 66 00:05:40,311 --> 00:05:43,213 lookin' at you with those big, trusting eyes. 67 00:05:43,287 --> 00:05:46,418 ''Before I go,Jeff, promise me one thing,'' she said. 68 00:05:46,487 --> 00:05:50,764 ''Promise me you'll always be a friend to little Orville. 69 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:54,581 ''No matter what happens, you'll never leave the little jerk. 70 00:05:54,648 --> 00:05:57,331 Promise me,Jeff. Promise me,'' she said. 71 00:05:57,399 --> 00:06:01,076 Then she up and died before I had a chance to say no. Shh! 72 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:03,477 Who you shushing? What's the matter? 73 00:06:03,544 --> 00:06:06,839 I hope she didn't hear. The dead have a way of comin' back. 74 00:06:06,903 --> 00:06:09,074 When they're dead, they're dead. 75 00:06:09,143 --> 00:06:12,242 Not Aunt Lucy. She was a Republican. 76 00:06:12,311 --> 00:06:15,028 Okay,Junior, I'm sorry. 77 00:06:15,095 --> 00:06:16,983 I guess I shouldn't have said that. 78 00:06:17,047 --> 00:06:19,600 You know how I feel about ya. 79 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:23,086 I guess in my own way I sorta love you. 80 00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:28,564 All right, but you don't have to slobber all over me. 81 00:06:28,631 --> 00:06:31,053 I guess I kinda love you, too. 82 00:06:32,983 --> 00:06:36,180 Now wait a minute. Stop kissing me. 83 00:06:36,247 --> 00:06:38,832 What are you talkin' about? I didn't-- You did too! 84 00:06:38,903 --> 00:06:41,554 Are you crazy? I don't mind being kissed... 85 00:06:41,623 --> 00:06:43,663 but this is ridiculous. 86 00:06:45,015 --> 00:06:46,870 You did it again. I did not. 87 00:06:46,935 --> 00:06:48,790 You didn't? No. 88 00:06:48,855 --> 00:06:53,133 I felt something... like a wet paint brush. 89 00:06:53,207 --> 00:06:56,786 You did? I did too. I thought it was you. 90 00:06:56,855 --> 00:06:59,156 And I thought it was you. 91 00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:02,710 You see! Aunt Lucy's come back. 92 00:07:02,775 --> 00:07:05,939 You did it with all that disrespectful talk. Aunt Lucy! 93 00:07:08,183 --> 00:07:11,216 What's that? 94 00:07:11,287 --> 00:07:13,426 What's the matter? You yellow? 95 00:07:13,495 --> 00:07:17,139 It's only a kangaroo. What're you gettin' scared for? Yeah. 96 00:07:17,207 --> 00:07:19,477 Let's take a ride. 97 00:07:19,543 --> 00:07:21,452 This is probably-- 98 00:07:21,527 --> 00:07:24,560 Good girl. Good girl. 99 00:07:28,599 --> 00:07:31,861 We got enough gas? I got her carburetor cut down to nothin'. 100 00:07:31,927 --> 00:07:33,934 Where do you suppose we are? 101 00:07:34,007 --> 00:07:37,302 This must be the place where they empty all the old hourglasses. 102 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:40,401 I think this is what's left after I clean my spinach. 103 00:07:40,471 --> 00:07:42,446 Hey, look! 104 00:07:42,647 --> 00:07:45,330 They could've thought of another way to get us here. 105 00:07:45,399 --> 00:07:47,472 Here we go again. 106 00:07:56,439 --> 00:07:58,348 Beats the bus, huh? Beats me. 107 00:08:00,535 --> 00:08:02,575 108 00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:07,218 that we meet Dorothy Lamour 109 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:12,818 to Morocco 110 00:08:12,887 --> 00:08:16,116 the end of the line 111 00:08:18,007 --> 00:08:20,592 where they do 112 00:08:20,663 --> 00:08:22,998 of the seven veils 113 00:08:23,063 --> 00:08:25,583 but we would have 114 00:08:25,655 --> 00:08:27,728 on our tails 115 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:32,818 get around-ound-ound 116 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,026 117 00:08:35,095 --> 00:08:38,226 118 00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:45,398 to Morocco 119 00:08:45,463 --> 00:08:47,470 Look out! Clear the way! 120 00:08:47,543 --> 00:08:49,485 'Cause here we come. 121 00:08:49,559 --> 00:08:53,040 sleep on nails 122 00:08:53,111 --> 00:08:55,348 in half 123 00:08:55,415 --> 00:09:00,052 easier ways to get a laugh 124 00:09:00,119 --> 00:09:05,302 to Morocco 125 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:09,109 I feel kind of numb 126 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:15,340 we haven't any fear 127 00:09:15,415 --> 00:09:19,987 'cause we're signed for five more years 128 00:09:20,055 --> 00:09:24,146 129 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:28,012 Like a set of Shakespeare you buy in the drugstore for $1 .98. 130 00:09:28,087 --> 00:09:30,127 131 00:09:30,199 --> 00:09:33,582 Or like a volume of Omar Khayyam that you buy at Christmastime... 132 00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:35,510 for your cousin Julia. 133 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,634 134 00:09:39,703 --> 00:09:42,801 135 00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:19,349 Wonder if you can get a handout in this burg? I'm starved. 136 00:10:19,414 --> 00:10:21,781 If that guy wasn't lookin', I'd eat a rug. Plain? 137 00:10:42,263 --> 00:10:44,499 Orville, where are you? 138 00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:47,317 Over here behind these goose pimples. 139 00:10:47,383 --> 00:10:50,766 Reckon there's been some sort of shootin' ruckus at the Buckeye Saloon. 140 00:10:50,839 --> 00:10:52,944 I ain't a-lookin' for trouble, partner, but if trouble... 141 00:10:53,014 --> 00:10:55,381 comes a-lookin' for me, I'm gonna be mighty hard to find. 142 00:10:56,887 --> 00:11:00,149 Say, fuzzy, who is that headstrong, impetuous boy? 143 00:11:00,215 --> 00:11:02,255 He is Mullay Kassim, the desert sheik. 144 00:11:02,327 --> 00:11:04,214 What'd he come to town for? A manicure? 145 00:11:04,279 --> 00:11:06,963 He loves the Princess Shalmar of Karameesh. 146 00:11:07,031 --> 00:11:08,940 He has come to ask her to marry him. 147 00:11:09,015 --> 00:11:12,310 I'd hate to be around when he comes for a divorce! 148 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:14,513 You short of blades? 149 00:11:14,583 --> 00:11:18,380 It's a strange country, Buster. Yeah. 150 00:11:20,311 --> 00:11:22,961 Well, not too strange. It's food we're after. 151 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:26,030 That's what I say... food. Yes. Remember? 152 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,958 Food. 153 00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:33,426 No thanks, we ate four days ago. 154 00:11:35,063 --> 00:11:38,641 I wish I had my drool cup with me. 155 00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:43,923 Oooh! Ahhh! 156 00:11:43,991 --> 00:11:48,115 Allah be praised. Allah be praised. 157 00:11:48,183 --> 00:11:52,438 Ohhh! Ahhh! 158 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:56,878 Oooh! Ahhh! Allah be praised. 159 00:11:59,543 --> 00:12:01,910 What is this? Free cold cuts! 160 00:12:01,975 --> 00:12:05,553 What are we waiting for? Shangri-La. 161 00:12:05,622 --> 00:12:07,989 Allah be praised, brother. We'll get loaded. 162 00:12:08,055 --> 00:12:09,909 This is living! 163 00:12:09,975 --> 00:12:12,789 The other fellow did it. Why can't he? 164 00:12:12,855 --> 00:12:16,564 Allah has seen fit to dim the light of his wisdom. 165 00:12:16,631 --> 00:12:19,249 To us, such unfortunate ones are sacred. 166 00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:21,326 Oh. 167 00:12:21,399 --> 00:12:23,668 I don't think that's-- Shh! 168 00:12:30,359 --> 00:12:33,108 What are you lookin' at me like that for? 169 00:12:33,175 --> 00:12:35,596 From now on, you're sacred. 170 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:38,770 What do you mean? You just became a full-blooded American idiot. 171 00:12:38,839 --> 00:12:41,294 You do it. Who's gonna believe I'm an idiot? 172 00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:43,571 Look at the head start you got! 173 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:46,835 Go into a shop, put on that look, and talk like this. 174 00:12:46,902 --> 00:12:51,158 I'll take some of those, some of these and some of those. 175 00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:54,539 Let me have that slow. I'll take some of these... 176 00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:57,266 and give me a few-ew of them there-- 177 00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:59,920 You feel all right, Daddy? Let me hear you do it. 178 00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:02,805 I'll take some of those and some of those-- 179 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:05,205 The first shop we go into... 180 00:13:05,271 --> 00:13:08,086 the guy'll load us up and throw in his daughter. 181 00:13:08,151 --> 00:13:10,191 His daughter? I'll take some of-- 182 00:13:10,263 --> 00:13:13,132 I'll take some of those. Don't over-train. 183 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:22,962 What can I do for you, gentlemen? 184 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:25,419 Tell him, Junior. 185 00:13:25,495 --> 00:13:28,310 I want some of those and some of those-- 186 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:32,270 You making fun of me? No, I always talk like this. 187 00:13:32,343 --> 00:13:34,415 You do, huh? Why do you? 188 00:13:34,487 --> 00:13:37,302 I'm an idiot. I'm sacred. 189 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,407 You're saying I'm an idiot? 190 00:13:39,479 --> 00:13:41,900 If you think you're an idiot I'm not gonna argue-- 191 00:13:41,974 --> 00:13:43,829 What's that? 192 00:13:45,014 --> 00:13:48,178 Okay, I'll take some of those... 193 00:13:48,246 --> 00:13:50,101 and some of those, and those-- 194 00:13:52,823 --> 00:13:55,638 [ Lisping ] Well, what do ya think of that? 195 00:13:55,703 --> 00:13:59,859 [ Lisp Gone ] How do you like that? Jeff,Jeff. 196 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,993 Mother told me there'd be moments like this. 197 00:14:31,063 --> 00:14:33,910 I wonder how she knew? [Jeff] Where've you been? 198 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,942 I've been lookin' everywhere for you. Do it some more. 199 00:14:37,015 --> 00:14:39,982 What's the matter with you? Kiss it again. 200 00:14:40,055 --> 00:14:41,909 What'd the guy hit you with? A piano? 201 00:14:41,975 --> 00:14:44,757 Come on. Snap out of it. It's a strange country. 202 00:14:44,823 --> 00:14:47,027 A minute ago she came along in a gold box, 203 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,910 fellows carrying it with sticks. She took my hand, 204 00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:52,397 kissed my fingertips, my knuckles, my wrist. 205 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:55,470 My toes are still braided. It was wonderful. 206 00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:57,844 Do it some more. Come on, now. You're delirious. 207 00:14:57,911 --> 00:15:00,497 You need something in your stomach. You'll be all right. 208 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,389 Come on. Here we go. 209 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,779 [ Yelling In Arabic ] 210 00:15:10,358 --> 00:15:12,660 How do you figure on paying for all this? 211 00:15:12,726 --> 00:15:14,898 Scared? You got red blood, ain't ya? 212 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:17,422 But I don't wanna get it all over strangers. 213 00:15:17,495 --> 00:15:19,796 Eat up. Eat up. I'll think of something. 214 00:15:19,863 --> 00:15:23,921 They got knives. They'll try to get the food back the hard way. 215 00:15:27,382 --> 00:15:31,692 You have already eaten to the amount of 230 kolacs. 216 00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:34,614 You have money to pay, yes? We'll pay... 217 00:15:34,679 --> 00:15:37,679 when we're through eatin'. Put it on separate checks. 218 00:15:37,751 --> 00:15:40,565 Bring us a couple more portions of jellied turtle eggs. 219 00:15:40,631 --> 00:15:42,670 And the turtle that laid them. Bring her in. 220 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,684 And spread a lot of pixie dust, double layer. 221 00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:47,027 You have already eaten six portions. 222 00:15:47,094 --> 00:15:50,161 Can we help it if we're turtle-egg fiends? 223 00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:55,444 First chance we get we better dash for the nearest exit. 224 00:15:55,511 --> 00:15:57,813 How about that guy's knife? We're gonna look silly... 225 00:15:57,879 --> 00:16:00,399 stumbling out of here on a set of stumps. 226 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:03,340 Have a nutburger and forget about it. I can hardly wait for dessert. 227 00:16:03,414 --> 00:16:06,349 What are we having? 228 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:12,653 What do you usually tip? 1 0 percent? Let's not spoil him. 229 00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:27,793 Go ahead, Buster. Blubber wants to talk to ya. 230 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:30,579 I'd better go, huh? 231 00:16:30,646 --> 00:16:33,102 If he gets tough, don't worry. I'll be right here... 232 00:16:33,174 --> 00:16:36,622 under the table. Buy a rug for me. 233 00:17:06,487 --> 00:17:08,341 Ho-hum. Ho-ho-hum. 234 00:17:08,407 --> 00:17:10,545 Garcon! Who is that? The local bookmaker? 235 00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,981 Here's 287 kolacs for the little snack... 236 00:17:13,047 --> 00:17:15,381 and 5 for you. Get yourself a facial. 237 00:17:15,446 --> 00:17:17,901 Come, come. Let Orville in on this deal. 238 00:17:17,974 --> 00:17:21,105 How'd you get the spinach? Funny thing. A guy I've never seen... 239 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,622 gives me 2,500 kolacs... that's 200 federal diplomas. 240 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:26,701 Are you listening? 200 skins? What for? 241 00:17:26,774 --> 00:17:29,905 I sold him something. You've got nothing. We've already hocked your pivot tooth. 242 00:17:29,975 --> 00:17:32,757 It wasn't much but it was all I had, and was he anxious to get it. 243 00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:35,823 What did you sell him? 244 00:17:35,895 --> 00:17:37,837 Look, Orville, 245 00:17:37,911 --> 00:17:40,431 I want you to keep very calm. Don't get excited. 246 00:17:40,503 --> 00:17:44,212 What did you sell him? 247 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:46,286 You. Oh, well, for a minute I-- 248 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:48,595 Me! Wait a minute. 249 00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:51,281 Give him those fish back! You can't sell me. 250 00:17:51,351 --> 00:17:53,740 I'm not a horse. It's the way I comb my hair. 251 00:17:53,814 --> 00:17:56,684 You and I know you're not. These people are peculiar. 252 00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:59,857 What are you talking about? Why would a guy buy a guy? 253 00:17:59,926 --> 00:18:02,774 I don't know. They buy any old junk. You can't do that to me. 254 00:18:02,839 --> 00:18:04,694 You can't sell me. You don't own me. 255 00:18:04,759 --> 00:18:06,831 No, not now. He does. 256 00:18:06,902 --> 00:18:10,896 What does he want me for? I didn't ask him. 257 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:14,764 You sold me to a zombie and you don't know what he wants me for? 258 00:18:14,838 --> 00:18:17,904 You've got to be careful when you're dickering... knock 'em off while they're hot. 259 00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:20,363 Do you know why they buy guys? For slaves! 260 00:18:20,438 --> 00:18:22,827 They hit you with whips, put you to pickin' cotton, beat you-- 261 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,684 They don't pick cotton here. They beat you for whatever they're pickin'. 262 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,816 I saw ''Uncle Tom's Cabin'' twice. Relax a minute. 263 00:18:28,886 --> 00:18:31,221 I've got it figured out. I've got plans. But I-- 264 00:18:31,286 --> 00:18:33,228 I've got the guy's address and I'm gonna get you back. 265 00:18:33,303 --> 00:18:36,303 When I do, we'll be where we are now, only 200 bucks ahead. 266 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,830 What's that, nothing? That's something. It might work. 267 00:18:38,903 --> 00:18:41,041 A hundred of that is mine. That's what I'm telling you. 268 00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:44,274 Put me in the higher brackets. No use giving it to you now. 269 00:18:44,342 --> 00:18:47,059 If anything goes wrong, the money'd be wasted. 270 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,647 Goes wrong? I'm gettin' out of here. 271 00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:51,955 You might have sold me but you're not gonna deliver me... 272 00:18:52,022 --> 00:18:54,641 because I'm not gonna be here. Wait. 273 00:18:54,711 --> 00:18:57,580 I don't have to deliver you. They're coming to pick you up. 274 00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,695 What? Pick me up? 275 00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:01,872 Who do you think you're playing with? Children? 276 00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,797 You're talking to Turkey, the man with the muscles. 277 00:19:03,863 --> 00:19:06,677 Wait! Turn the lights on. Let go of me. 278 00:19:06,743 --> 00:19:10,420 Wait a second. Aunt Lucy! Aunt Lucy! 279 00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:12,908 The least you could do is wrap me as a gift. 280 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:28,757 Geoffrey! Geoffrey! 281 00:19:28,823 --> 00:19:30,765 Huh? What do ya want? 282 00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:34,254 You're a naughty boy. You shouldn't have done that wicked thing to Orville. 283 00:19:34,327 --> 00:19:36,465 You must find him, Geoffrey, 284 00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:39,185 and bring him back. I'm so distressed. 285 00:19:39,254 --> 00:19:41,458 I didn't know, Aunt Lucy. 286 00:19:41,526 --> 00:19:43,763 Honest I didn't. The fellow I sold him to... 287 00:19:43,831 --> 00:19:46,286 was only a jobber and he resold him later at a profit. 288 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:49,425 He wouldn't tell me to who. ''To whom,'' Geoffrey. 289 00:19:49,495 --> 00:19:53,357 Yes, ma'am, to whom. I still don't know where he is. 290 00:19:53,431 --> 00:19:55,852 You've got to find him. Little Orville needs you. 291 00:19:55,926 --> 00:19:58,828 What can I do? I've been looking for a week! 292 00:19:58,902 --> 00:20:02,066 Remember that song you used to sing? The one Orville loved? 293 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:05,931 Which song was that? you hear me shoutin' 294 00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:09,073 You remember. 295 00:20:09,143 --> 00:20:11,085 Well, go through the streets singing that song. 296 00:20:11,158 --> 00:20:13,711 Little Turkey-- Orville, will hear you and reveal himself. 297 00:20:13,782 --> 00:20:16,117 It might work at that! 298 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,979 Aunt Lucy, you, being up there, must see everything. 299 00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:22,902 You could save me trouble if you tell me where he is. 300 00:20:22,966 --> 00:20:26,676 I'm not supposed to. It's against the rules. 301 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:28,749 Come on, Aunt Lucy. 302 00:20:28,822 --> 00:20:30,764 I won't crack to nobody. 303 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:35,311 If you go to the marketplace, head east 200 paces... 304 00:20:35,382 --> 00:20:39,572 you'll come to-- I can't talk to you anymore. 305 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,420 Here comes Mr.Jordan! 306 00:20:44,054 --> 00:20:46,607 Aunt Lucy! Aunt Lucy! 307 00:20:49,590 --> 00:20:52,078 to my name 308 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:54,125 309 00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:58,925 310 00:20:58,998 --> 00:21:01,616 311 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,390 a hole in my shoe 312 00:21:05,462 --> 00:21:09,237 shows through 313 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,597 314 00:21:12,663 --> 00:21:15,510 315 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:20,396 as free as a bird in a tree 316 00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:23,699 wonderful whim 317 00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:27,182 with his dough in the bank 318 00:21:27,254 --> 00:21:30,550 feel sorry for him 319 00:21:30,614 --> 00:21:33,200 at a loss 320 00:21:33,271 --> 00:21:36,467 321 00:21:36,534 --> 00:21:39,152 322 00:21:39,222 --> 00:21:41,677 ho-ho-hum 323 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,605 Take it. 324 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:49,235 325 00:21:49,302 --> 00:21:51,407 326 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,617 I guess 327 00:21:55,222 --> 00:21:57,972 328 00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:00,592 ho-hum 329 00:22:03,062 --> 00:22:05,484 a shady old tree 330 00:22:05,559 --> 00:22:07,468 with me 331 00:22:08,918 --> 00:22:11,853 [ Crashing ] 332 00:22:11,927 --> 00:22:15,090 ho-hum 333 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,908 quite as grotesque 334 00:22:17,974 --> 00:22:20,079 at a desk 335 00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:23,347 at the sun 336 00:22:23,414 --> 00:22:27,091 and a diet of milk 337 00:22:27,158 --> 00:22:30,191 he has fun 338 00:22:30,262 --> 00:22:32,597 the vagabond itch 339 00:22:32,662 --> 00:22:35,728 never get rich 340 00:22:35,798 --> 00:22:38,994 341 00:22:39,063 --> 00:22:42,379 ho-ho-ho-ho 342 00:22:42,454 --> 00:22:44,526 ho-ho-ho-ho 343 00:22:44,598 --> 00:22:47,184 Ummm. 344 00:22:56,022 --> 00:22:58,924 ''DearJeff: Flee for your life before it is too late. 345 00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:00,940 ''You can't do anything for me. If you stick around, 346 00:23:01,014 --> 00:23:05,007 ''you will get us both into trouble... maybe killed. 347 00:23:05,078 --> 00:23:07,118 ''Leave the country and forget you ever knew me. 348 00:23:07,190 --> 00:23:10,867 ''Say nothin' to nobody about this. Flee! 349 00:23:10,934 --> 00:23:13,323 ''Respectfully yours, TurkeyJackson. 350 00:23:13,398 --> 00:23:16,944 P.S. I am being tortured day and night. Flea!'' 351 00:23:17,014 --> 00:23:20,494 Flea... F-L-E-A. That's Turkey, all right. 352 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:24,112 Don't worry, old boy. I won't let you down. I'll get you out. 353 00:23:53,142 --> 00:23:56,524 [Shalmar] 354 00:23:56,598 --> 00:24:00,973 355 00:24:01,046 --> 00:24:04,362 356 00:24:04,438 --> 00:24:08,050 357 00:24:10,230 --> 00:24:13,743 358 00:24:13,814 --> 00:24:18,386 359 00:24:18,454 --> 00:24:21,454 360 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:25,999 361 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:30,740 362 00:24:30,806 --> 00:24:35,596 363 00:24:35,670 --> 00:24:39,532 364 00:24:39,606 --> 00:24:45,968 I've been kissed 365 00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:52,149 meant to be 366 00:24:52,214 --> 00:24:56,622 367 00:24:56,694 --> 00:25:00,524 368 00:25:00,598 --> 00:25:05,813 369 00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:11,537 370 00:25:11,606 --> 00:25:16,046 371 00:25:16,118 --> 00:25:19,696 372 00:25:19,766 --> 00:25:23,181 373 00:25:25,782 --> 00:25:28,946 374 00:25:29,014 --> 00:25:33,105 375 00:25:33,174 --> 00:25:37,517 376 00:25:37,590 --> 00:25:40,656 377 00:25:41,814 --> 00:25:46,092 378 00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:50,922 379 00:25:50,998 --> 00:25:54,576 380 00:25:54,646 --> 00:26:01,105 I've been kissed 381 00:26:01,174 --> 00:26:07,218 were meant to be 382 00:26:07,286 --> 00:26:12,588 383 00:26:12,662 --> 00:26:16,786 384 00:26:16,854 --> 00:26:22,931 385 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:30,701 That's pretty good. What kind of animated esquire is this? 386 00:26:30,774 --> 00:26:34,036 ';Leave the country. Forget you ever knew me. 387 00:26:34,102 --> 00:26:38,445 ''Flea,'' he says. ''Say nothing to nobody. Flea.'' 388 00:26:38,518 --> 00:26:41,136 Why you dirty, double-crossing hoarder! 389 00:26:41,206 --> 00:26:44,501 Turkey, this is me...Jeff. Say something. 390 00:26:44,566 --> 00:26:48,112 Turkey? The fellow is mad. 391 00:26:48,182 --> 00:26:50,353 Take him away. Toss him to the crocodiles. 392 00:26:50,422 --> 00:26:52,811 He's my friend. Tell them who I am! 393 00:26:52,886 --> 00:26:54,773 He's just jokin'. Let me go. Wait. 394 00:26:54,838 --> 00:27:00,108 Do you know this man? I never saw him before in my life. 395 00:27:00,182 --> 00:27:02,604 You dirty, underhanded sickle-snoot! 396 00:27:02,678 --> 00:27:05,198 We were in the same class together for years... 397 00:27:05,270 --> 00:27:07,125 'til I got promoted. Bah! 398 00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:09,492 Let him go. 399 00:27:09,558 --> 00:27:12,209 Leave, all of you. 400 00:27:12,278 --> 00:27:14,798 You stay. Oh, but hon! 401 00:27:14,870 --> 00:27:17,237 Come. 402 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,724 Sit here beside me. 403 00:27:21,654 --> 00:27:23,564 Orville, I want you to tell me the truth. 404 00:27:23,638 --> 00:27:27,347 Do you know him? I used to, but I outgrew him. 405 00:27:27,414 --> 00:27:29,269 I don't dally much with riffraff these days... 406 00:27:29,334 --> 00:27:32,847 and he's a raffy kind of a riff. Wha-- 407 00:27:32,918 --> 00:27:35,766 Why didn't you tell me you had a friend in Karameesh? 408 00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:38,830 And such a friend. You didn't tell her about me, huh? 409 00:27:38,902 --> 00:27:41,422 I didn't want to dicker. It might've queered the deal. 410 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,349 This kid can't handle competition. 411 00:27:43,414 --> 00:27:45,323 You can understand why, can't you? 412 00:27:45,398 --> 00:27:48,180 Yes, I can. We have a proverb. 413 00:27:48,246 --> 00:27:51,693 A goose is beautiful until it stands beside a peacock. 414 00:27:51,766 --> 00:27:53,621 Say, goose-- Say, goose-- 415 00:27:53,686 --> 00:27:57,035 What are you made up for? Ladies night in a Turkish bath? 416 00:27:57,110 --> 00:27:59,696 What time do you light up,Jack? 417 00:27:59,766 --> 00:28:02,253 You're looking at the future prince of Karameesh. Who? 418 00:28:02,326 --> 00:28:05,774 I'm gonna be a pasha, with the accent on the pash. What? 419 00:28:05,846 --> 00:28:09,523 We're going to be married-- When is the big day? 420 00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,924 When the moon, in its last quarter, silvers the blossoms... 421 00:28:11,989 --> 00:28:15,219 of the almond tree... Tuesday night, about 9:00. 422 00:28:15,286 --> 00:28:17,773 Drat! I shall be listening to ''Hobby Lobby''. 423 00:28:17,845 --> 00:28:20,660 How can a dream like you go for a drip like this? 424 00:28:20,725 --> 00:28:22,580 It is written in the stars. 425 00:28:22,645 --> 00:28:25,166 I've been counseled by Hyder Khan, the wise one, 426 00:28:25,238 --> 00:28:27,659 to take this man for my husband, and I must obey. 427 00:28:27,734 --> 00:28:31,891 Old Hyder Khan must've been out of focus at the time. 428 00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:34,860 Is that so? The nuptial knot's practically tied... 429 00:28:34,934 --> 00:28:36,788 and there's nothing you can do about it. 430 00:28:36,854 --> 00:28:39,537 I'm her Heathcliff. She bought me for 200 skins. 431 00:28:39,606 --> 00:28:41,548 Looks like I'm gonna get your money's worth. 432 00:28:41,622 --> 00:28:43,956 She bought you.! Where did she meet you? 433 00:28:44,021 --> 00:28:46,923 She's the dame I told you about in the gold box with the sticks. 434 00:28:46,998 --> 00:28:50,413 Give your little princie a big kiss... king size. 435 00:28:57,782 --> 00:29:01,295 Kiss him on the nose. See if you can straighten that out! 436 00:29:02,646 --> 00:29:05,493 Oh, my. This defeats me. 437 00:29:05,558 --> 00:29:08,405 I gotta give you credit. You did all right for yourself. 438 00:29:08,470 --> 00:29:11,536 To show there's no hard feelings, I'm gonna stick around for the wedding. 439 00:29:11,605 --> 00:29:13,809 I'll even give you away. Just a second. 440 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:16,017 You've already given me away. Just because I hit the jackpot, 441 00:29:16,086 --> 00:29:17,973 you wanna pick up the nickels. 442 00:29:18,038 --> 00:29:20,885 Blow before I press a button and have your head served up. 443 00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:23,917 Quit shoving or there'll be a roomful of teeth here. 444 00:29:23,989 --> 00:29:25,899 I'm talking nice to you, but you'd better get out... 445 00:29:25,974 --> 00:29:28,145 before I forget I'm the prince. 446 00:29:31,413 --> 00:29:33,518 Do that again. 447 00:29:35,222 --> 00:29:38,036 He did it! 448 00:29:38,102 --> 00:29:40,785 Gentlemen, please. 449 00:29:40,854 --> 00:29:43,571 What is your name? Geoffrey. 450 00:29:43,638 --> 00:29:47,216 I want you to stay. I think I could be happy here. 451 00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:51,115 Come on. Daddy's tired and I have to catch up on my reading. 452 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:54,451 Good night, Geoffrey. Good night. 453 00:30:16,310 --> 00:30:18,219 Do it some more. Do it some more. 454 00:30:18,294 --> 00:30:21,742 Come on, bub, rub. Why is the princess going to marry you? 455 00:30:21,814 --> 00:30:24,661 She was to have married Mullay Kassim, the desert sheik. 456 00:30:24,725 --> 00:30:28,173 Why has she changed her mind? Sheiks have gone out of style. 457 00:30:28,246 --> 00:30:30,832 The modern girl wants a nice, reliable wolf. 458 00:30:30,902 --> 00:30:33,684 Do it some more. I'll get you time and a half for overtime. 459 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:36,433 There's something very strange about it all. 460 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:41,488 Something very, very strange. It's a strange country. 461 00:30:41,558 --> 00:30:45,452 Orville, listen. Huh? 462 00:30:45,526 --> 00:30:48,755 If this were known, it would mean my death. 463 00:30:48,821 --> 00:30:51,538 But in my heart, there is a great love for you. 464 00:30:51,605 --> 00:30:55,795 You too? If this keeps up, I'll have to buy a scooter. 465 00:30:55,862 --> 00:31:00,750 Is my love hopeless, or do you have some crumbs of affection for me? 466 00:31:00,822 --> 00:31:05,557 You know how a prince is. I may set you up with a little hat shop or something. 467 00:31:05,622 --> 00:31:08,851 What a racket! 468 00:31:08,918 --> 00:31:12,082 We're trying a new shade, nightingale's blush. 469 00:31:12,150 --> 00:31:14,255 Nightingale's blush... that's sweet. 470 00:31:14,326 --> 00:31:17,938 You get a complete recondition and you'll still look like a warthog. 471 00:31:18,006 --> 00:31:21,104 Gals, get a breath of fresh air. Beat it. Scat. 472 00:31:21,174 --> 00:31:23,181 Just a second. I'm giving the orders around here. 473 00:31:23,254 --> 00:31:26,188 She's only done 9 toes. She can do the other 3 later. 474 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:28,433 I want to put him under the dryer. Beat it. 475 00:31:28,502 --> 00:31:31,219 Don't be too rash. You'll spoil him. Don't go far, girls. 476 00:31:31,286 --> 00:31:34,963 Go on. I may need you. 477 00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:38,543 Who are these Christmas tigers? Who are they yessin'? 478 00:31:38,614 --> 00:31:41,461 The princess' old man used to use this for a courtroom. 479 00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:43,664 He never lost a case. 480 00:31:43,734 --> 00:31:45,709 That's very nice. That's nifty. 481 00:31:45,782 --> 00:31:48,531 Look, puffy, I want to have a talk with you, man to man. 482 00:31:48,597 --> 00:31:51,183 Who's gonna hold up your end? I'll see you in a couple weeks. 483 00:31:51,254 --> 00:31:53,425 I have no time for riffraff. Think you're cute, don't you, 484 00:31:53,493 --> 00:31:55,403 sending me that note: they're torturing you. 485 00:31:55,477 --> 00:31:57,452 Get out of town. There's nothin' I can do for you. 486 00:31:57,526 --> 00:31:59,795 There is nothing. I can handle it myself. 487 00:31:59,861 --> 00:32:02,250 I want you to leave. I know how you operate. 488 00:32:02,326 --> 00:32:04,748 I don't want a best man. Figure you'll move in, huh? 489 00:32:04,821 --> 00:32:07,789 You figure you'll wind up the prince. Could be. 490 00:32:07,862 --> 00:32:12,018 You're takin' a powder... right now. That's gratitude! 491 00:32:12,085 --> 00:32:14,736 You seem to be forgettin' I sold you into all this. 492 00:32:14,806 --> 00:32:16,846 Now you want to toss me out. Don't give me that! 493 00:32:16,918 --> 00:32:20,333 You thought you were selling me into pickin' cotton with whips. 494 00:32:22,870 --> 00:32:25,587 Wait a minute! 495 00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:27,563 Where do you think you're going? 496 00:32:27,638 --> 00:32:30,671 What's in there? Nothing...just milady's boudoir. 497 00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:34,287 What are you doin' goin' in there? It's a strange country, chum. 498 00:32:34,358 --> 00:32:37,620 Find my friend a little corner to sleep in at the snake house. 499 00:32:37,686 --> 00:32:40,533 You big phony. Get yourself a rattle to play with. 500 00:32:40,597 --> 00:32:43,019 Nice parlay... from you to the snake. Cuddle with a cobra. 501 00:32:43,094 --> 00:32:44,981 Happy fangs! 502 00:32:45,045 --> 00:32:49,617 You can't do this to me! Bye, fellows. 503 00:33:11,317 --> 00:33:15,922 504 00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:20,114 505 00:33:20,182 --> 00:33:24,011 the right thing 506 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,419 507 00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:33,261 508 00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:37,610 at the sight 509 00:33:37,685 --> 00:33:41,580 so romantic 510 00:33:41,654 --> 00:33:44,818 511 00:33:44,886 --> 00:33:49,620 to go dreaming 512 00:33:49,686 --> 00:33:52,784 I'm wrong 513 00:33:52,853 --> 00:33:57,643 to go dreaming 514 00:33:57,718 --> 00:34:02,125 515 00:34:02,197 --> 00:34:08,111 I love you 516 00:34:08,182 --> 00:34:12,208 517 00:34:12,278 --> 00:34:16,882 there's moonlight 518 00:34:16,949 --> 00:34:19,819 519 00:34:19,894 --> 00:34:24,530 becomes you so 520 00:34:28,277 --> 00:34:32,750 521 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:39,891 522 00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:44,878 523 00:34:46,805 --> 00:34:51,312 524 00:34:52,469 --> 00:34:56,015 525 00:34:56,086 --> 00:34:58,868 526 00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:03,854 527 00:35:03,925 --> 00:35:08,148 to go dreaming 528 00:35:08,214 --> 00:35:11,792 I'm wrong 529 00:35:11,861 --> 00:35:16,018 to go dreaming 530 00:35:16,086 --> 00:35:20,755 531 00:35:20,821 --> 00:35:26,484 532 00:35:26,550 --> 00:35:31,252 533 00:35:31,317 --> 00:35:36,435 there's moonlight 534 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:42,131 535 00:35:42,197 --> 00:35:48,362 becomes you so 536 00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,021 Orville, wake up! 537 00:36:03,093 --> 00:36:05,962 Wake up. Okay, Mom, I'll get a job tomorrow. 538 00:36:06,037 --> 00:36:07,947 No, no, no. Wake up! 539 00:36:08,021 --> 00:36:11,283 What's the matter? The princess is unfaithful. She cares nothing for you. 540 00:36:11,349 --> 00:36:14,000 I'll see you in the hat shop later. Listen! 541 00:36:14,069 --> 00:36:17,266 At this moment, she and your friend are in each other's arms. 542 00:36:17,334 --> 00:36:21,709 Yeah, well-- What? Yes. Look. 543 00:36:21,782 --> 00:36:24,749 The lowdown, double-crossing centipede! 544 00:36:24,821 --> 00:36:28,301 Trying to climb into my shoes and pull the roof over his head. 545 00:36:28,373 --> 00:36:30,348 The crawling lizard! 546 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:32,277 I'll show him what a salami has gotta go through. 547 00:36:32,342 --> 00:36:34,895 Don't waste your anger upon them. Ahhh! 548 00:36:34,966 --> 00:36:39,439 Let us fly together. Okay, but let go of my landing gear. 549 00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:41,549 You and I, thus, 550 00:36:41,621 --> 00:36:45,331 and thus, and thus will my love consume you. 551 00:36:50,453 --> 00:36:53,170 From manufacturer direct to consumer. 552 00:36:53,237 --> 00:36:55,758 I go! 553 00:36:55,830 --> 00:36:57,869 Excuse me. Beloved. 554 00:36:57,941 --> 00:37:00,941 Beloved! Thus. 555 00:37:02,325 --> 00:37:04,846 I g-- 556 00:37:06,805 --> 00:37:09,488 Let me ask you something, Princess. 557 00:37:09,557 --> 00:37:13,835 Suppose you put off this wedding a little, and I hung around a little, 558 00:37:13,909 --> 00:37:16,811 and you grew to like me. Wouldn't that change things? 559 00:37:16,885 --> 00:37:18,740 No, Geoffrey, it would not. 560 00:37:18,805 --> 00:37:21,653 I like you now. The more I get to like you, 561 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:24,205 the more reason I will have to marry Orville. 562 00:37:24,278 --> 00:37:27,212 You like me so you're gonna marry Orville. 563 00:37:27,285 --> 00:37:29,456 That's a new kind of brush. 564 00:37:29,525 --> 00:37:33,716 That is the way it must be. There are many things you don't understand. 565 00:37:33,782 --> 00:37:37,676 Later you will know. Before you get hooked up to that character, 566 00:37:37,749 --> 00:37:39,822 there's a few things you ought to know. 567 00:37:39,894 --> 00:37:43,341 What do you mean? Sit down. 568 00:37:45,589 --> 00:37:49,713 To give an idea of what kind of double-crossin' hoodlum he is-- 569 00:37:49,781 --> 00:37:53,043 Oh, no. It's too fantastic. You'd never believe it. 570 00:37:53,109 --> 00:37:54,964 Go on, what happened? 571 00:37:55,029 --> 00:37:58,826 We're broke and he sells me, his best friend, for 200 bucks.! 572 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:02,097 - Practically gives me away. - I thought you sold him? 573 00:38:02,165 --> 00:38:04,816 That's the way he tells it. There's two sides to everything. 574 00:38:04,885 --> 00:38:07,885 That's impossible. The men brought Orville to me. 575 00:38:07,957 --> 00:38:10,543 They come to pick me up and get him by mistake. 576 00:38:10,614 --> 00:38:13,516 I don't under-- By rights, I should be in his spot. 577 00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:17,386 You should be marrying me instead of him. There's two sides to everything. 578 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,316 Ow! Hey! 579 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:22,959 What's the big idea? There's two sides to everything. 580 00:38:35,222 --> 00:38:38,483 Princess, he's here. Mullay Kassim! 581 00:38:49,333 --> 00:38:51,700 Mullay Kassim, my lord. 582 00:38:51,765 --> 00:38:53,870 Where is this-- this dog? 583 00:38:53,941 --> 00:38:56,843 Hold your anger. Wait until you've he-- I've already heard. 584 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:59,535 It's whispered that on the day set for our wedding, 585 00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:02,639 you're planning to marry this... American! 586 00:39:02,710 --> 00:39:05,743 Is it true? Tell me. 587 00:39:05,813 --> 00:39:07,886 Yes, Kassim, it is true. 588 00:39:07,957 --> 00:39:10,030 But it is only-- Enough! 589 00:39:10,101 --> 00:39:12,337 Come, Ahmed Caspa. Let us find this man. 590 00:39:12,406 --> 00:39:16,945 Let us see the color of his liver... hang his carcass for the jackals to nibble. 591 00:39:17,013 --> 00:39:18,900 No, wait. 592 00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:21,748 First you must hear the words of Hyder Khan, the wise one. 593 00:39:21,813 --> 00:39:25,555 Hyder Khan? Very well, Shalmar. 594 00:39:25,621 --> 00:39:28,436 Five minutes does not matter in the life of a cockroach. 595 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:30,356 Come. 596 00:39:32,085 --> 00:39:36,275 And it is here, written in the stars, O Lion of the Desert, 597 00:39:36,341 --> 00:39:39,243 that the first husband of the Princess Shalmar... 598 00:39:39,317 --> 00:39:42,961 will die a violent death within the week of the marriage. 599 00:39:43,030 --> 00:39:46,226 What is that you say? It is also written... 600 00:39:46,293 --> 00:39:51,411 that her second husband will be blessed with long life and happiness. 601 00:39:51,477 --> 00:39:54,346 Now do you understand? 602 00:39:54,421 --> 00:39:57,487 The American, as my first husband, will die within the week. 603 00:39:57,557 --> 00:40:00,688 Then, as the wise one said, I will be free to marry the man I love. 604 00:40:00,757 --> 00:40:05,427 Ha-ha-ha-ha. This is a great joke. 605 00:40:05,493 --> 00:40:08,974 It'll be retold as long as men live in Karameesh. 606 00:40:21,237 --> 00:40:24,466 First time I ever saw steam heat in print. 607 00:40:25,685 --> 00:40:29,165 Orville. Orville? 608 00:40:29,237 --> 00:40:31,408 Just when it was getting interesting. 609 00:40:31,477 --> 00:40:35,154 Hello, Hon. Did you tell Geoffrey he's not to stay for the wedding? 610 00:40:35,221 --> 00:40:37,872 That we didn't want him here at all? I hinted at it. 611 00:40:37,941 --> 00:40:40,145 I gave him a map and provisions for 3 months. 612 00:40:40,213 --> 00:40:42,286 I can't understand why you don't like him. 613 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:45,553 He's one of the nicest men I've ever met. He's a nice fellow, 614 00:40:45,621 --> 00:40:47,793 as nice fellows go: and, why don't he? 615 00:40:47,861 --> 00:40:49,933 There's something I must tell you. 616 00:40:50,005 --> 00:40:53,420 This is a very strange country. Yeah. 617 00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:56,722 Like you running into me and buying me like I was a potato. 618 00:40:56,789 --> 00:40:59,921 And me baked ever since. Ho-hum. 619 00:40:59,989 --> 00:41:03,055 No, I mean we have very strange customs, 620 00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:05,067 very strange laws. 621 00:41:05,141 --> 00:41:08,108 For the first week of a marriage a man and wife live separately. 622 00:41:08,181 --> 00:41:11,825 Yeah, well, every-- Huh? 623 00:41:11,893 --> 00:41:13,781 It is a custom thousands of years old. 624 00:41:13,845 --> 00:41:16,594 Customs... you make 'em, you break 'em, they come and go. 625 00:41:16,661 --> 00:41:18,635 Did I tell you about Prohibition? 626 00:41:18,709 --> 00:41:21,197 It has been so for thousands of years. 627 00:41:21,269 --> 00:41:23,276 There can be no other way. 628 00:41:23,349 --> 00:41:27,375 Honey, don't take on so. It's only a week. Yes, only a week. 629 00:41:27,445 --> 00:41:30,958 Orville, when I look at you and think of our marriage, 630 00:41:31,029 --> 00:41:33,680 I can't help crying. 631 00:41:33,749 --> 00:41:37,775 You're so young... much, much too young. 632 00:41:37,845 --> 00:41:40,365 You don't have to worry about me, baby. 633 00:41:40,437 --> 00:41:42,859 I just read a book. 634 00:41:54,517 --> 00:41:56,906 Oso Bucco, come here! 635 00:41:56,981 --> 00:42:00,526 When was this American born? 636 00:42:00,597 --> 00:42:04,623 I can't finish his tomb until I have the date. I don't know, Ahmed. 637 00:42:04,693 --> 00:42:06,733 We don't know what we're doing. 638 00:42:06,805 --> 00:42:11,627 Another thing... we're making his coffin too small. 639 00:42:11,701 --> 00:42:14,090 I tried my wife in it this morning. 640 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:17,296 Her feet were hanging out. What are we going to do? 641 00:42:17,365 --> 00:42:22,286 We're just guessing. We're going to do a sloppy job. 642 00:42:22,357 --> 00:42:25,673 While the American is alive why don't we measure him? 643 00:42:25,749 --> 00:42:28,466 We couldn't do that! He would find out. 644 00:42:28,533 --> 00:42:30,704 There are ways. 645 00:42:30,773 --> 00:42:34,570 There are ways! Come on. 646 00:42:43,797 --> 00:42:46,448 Right now I could use a hole in my head. 647 00:42:54,581 --> 00:42:58,094 Could we disturb you, Master? What do you want? 648 00:42:58,164 --> 00:43:02,420 If it is not too much trouble, we would like to measure you. What for? 649 00:43:04,213 --> 00:43:07,661 We are making something for you. It's a surprise. 650 00:43:07,733 --> 00:43:09,555 Something for the wedding. 651 00:43:09,621 --> 00:43:13,451 This is for after the wedding. 652 00:43:13,524 --> 00:43:18,227 - Sort of a male trousseau? - Yes, Master, sort of. 653 00:43:18,293 --> 00:43:21,010 All right, go ahead. Measure away. Thank you, Master. 654 00:43:21,077 --> 00:43:24,939 It will be brief. Waist, thirty-four. 655 00:43:25,013 --> 00:43:27,598 The princess has an eye for beauty, so pretty me up. 656 00:43:27,669 --> 00:43:29,677 Sew in plenty of muscles. Make it zooty. 657 00:43:29,749 --> 00:43:33,643 We will make you look even better than you do now. Oh, thanks. 658 00:43:33,717 --> 00:43:37,361 Chest normal, forty-one. Normal, forty-one. 659 00:43:38,453 --> 00:43:41,322 Chest expanded, forty-one. Ches-- 660 00:43:41,397 --> 00:43:43,404 Give me room. I like to spread out. 661 00:43:43,477 --> 00:43:47,372 Perhaps the master would lie down. Certainly. 662 00:43:50,421 --> 00:43:54,130 5' 1 1 '' overall. 5' 1 1 '' overall. 663 00:43:54,197 --> 00:43:58,191 Put a lot of padding in it. I don't want anything stiff. 664 00:43:58,261 --> 00:44:03,346 I assure you, it will be no stiffer than yourself. 665 00:44:03,413 --> 00:44:07,090 - Good day. - Good day, Master. 666 00:44:07,157 --> 00:44:08,913 Good day. 667 00:44:08,981 --> 00:44:13,072 One question, Master. What is the date of your birth? 668 00:44:13,141 --> 00:44:16,654 Birth? What do you want that for? 669 00:44:16,725 --> 00:44:20,653 - It is for the record. - September 1 3th, 1 91 3. 670 00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:22,547 On a Friday. 671 00:44:22,613 --> 00:44:27,086 Thank you, Master. We must go. We have to carve-- 672 00:44:30,517 --> 00:44:35,187 Carve it? And what was that... business? 673 00:44:35,253 --> 00:44:37,140 Orville? 674 00:44:37,205 --> 00:44:40,139 Orville, those two men-- What were they doing here? 675 00:44:40,213 --> 00:44:42,896 They were measuring me for some outfit. Measuring you! 676 00:44:42,965 --> 00:44:45,201 Do you know who they are? The royal dressmakers. 677 00:44:45,269 --> 00:44:48,847 No, my beloved. They're undertakers. Well, that-- 678 00:44:48,917 --> 00:44:52,016 Huh? They were measuring me for a graveyard gabardine? Yes. 679 00:44:54,613 --> 00:44:56,686 Jeff.Jeff. 680 00:44:56,757 --> 00:44:58,928 There you are. I gotta have a talk with you. 681 00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:01,168 Orvie, I've been doin' a lot of thinkin'. 682 00:45:01,237 --> 00:45:04,085 There's no use you and I arguing anymore. I'm gonna beat it out of here. 683 00:45:04,149 --> 00:45:06,058 That's it... you're not. You don't have to. 684 00:45:06,133 --> 00:45:08,435 I admit I tried to cut in on you. 685 00:45:08,501 --> 00:45:10,640 Whatever you've got, Shalmar's goin' through with it. 686 00:45:10,709 --> 00:45:12,847 That's all been changed. Huh? 687 00:45:12,917 --> 00:45:14,772 I'm the guy that's shoving off. 688 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:17,488 I've been watching you two and you're made for each other. 689 00:45:17,557 --> 00:45:19,979 You look good together... just the right size. 690 00:45:20,053 --> 00:45:21,962 You're takin' her. I'm givin' her to you. 691 00:45:22,037 --> 00:45:24,044 What are you cookin' up? 692 00:45:24,117 --> 00:45:27,597 The last gal you gave me was that lady wrestler. 693 00:45:27,669 --> 00:45:30,986 What's behind all this? I got to thinking about the burying-- 694 00:45:31,060 --> 00:45:33,646 I mean the marrying. It wouldn't last. 695 00:45:33,717 --> 00:45:37,197 In a week, I'd be cold. Besides, I got a girl. 696 00:45:37,269 --> 00:45:40,618 I got her at the harem, right off the assembly line. Nice model. 697 00:45:40,693 --> 00:45:43,082 He's gonna fly with me. My love will consume him thus... 698 00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,979 and thus, and thus... 699 00:45:45,045 --> 00:45:48,755 Aunt Lucy? A girl can eat too much yeast. 700 00:45:48,821 --> 00:45:50,926 But, my very own-- Yeah, later. 701 00:45:50,997 --> 00:45:52,852 You gotta catch me when I'm in the mood. 702 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,772 You ain't been out of it for twenty years. 703 00:45:54,837 --> 00:45:57,073 This is a whole new shuffle... you two! 704 00:45:57,141 --> 00:46:00,304 Wait till Shalmar hears about this. It's not gonna be easy. 705 00:46:00,373 --> 00:46:03,307 It's gonna be a tough assignment to get Shalmar to give me up. A struggle. 706 00:46:03,381 --> 00:46:05,901 But you can handle it. You've got everything I've got, 707 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:09,420 and you've had it many years longer. I got rid of mine. 708 00:46:09,493 --> 00:46:13,770 It's gonna tear the heart out of her but I'll catch her on the rebound. 709 00:46:13,845 --> 00:46:15,820 She might settle for me. That's the spirit. 710 00:46:15,893 --> 00:46:20,049 I'll be right behind you... see you through to the end, leave no stone unturned. 711 00:46:20,117 --> 00:46:24,111 Why don't we fly away? Why don't you fly around and warm your motor? 712 00:46:24,181 --> 00:46:27,181 I'll join you later. Orville? 713 00:46:36,021 --> 00:46:38,868 Orville. Orville! 714 00:46:38,933 --> 00:46:43,308 This is disgraceful! Tsk, tsk. Shh! 715 00:46:43,381 --> 00:46:46,828 I'm not gonna let you do this dreadful thing to Geoffrey. 716 00:46:46,900 --> 00:46:48,045 Shh.! 717 00:46:48,116 --> 00:46:50,669 You'll be the death of me yet. 718 00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:55,148 Please, Aunt Lucy. You've got to talk to him, tell him the truth. 719 00:46:55,221 --> 00:46:57,555 I ain't doin' nothin'. Look what he did to me! 720 00:46:57,620 --> 00:47:00,784 I insist. If you don't tell him, I will. 721 00:47:00,852 --> 00:47:03,340 You can't talk to him. You're in my dream. 722 00:47:03,413 --> 00:47:06,031 Goodness, gracious me! That's right. 723 00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:08,402 We're only allowed to be in one dream a week. 724 00:47:08,469 --> 00:47:10,891 Mr.Jordan doesn't like us pestering people. 725 00:47:10,965 --> 00:47:13,550 - I can understand that. - I've got to make him hear me. 726 00:47:13,621 --> 00:47:15,028 Geoffrey! 727 00:47:15,092 --> 00:47:19,402 Geoffrey.! Geoffrey.! Shh.! 728 00:47:19,477 --> 00:47:22,292 Shh! Geoffrey! 729 00:47:22,357 --> 00:47:24,364 Oh, oh.! 730 00:47:24,437 --> 00:47:27,285 Take your hands off me.! Stop it.! 731 00:47:27,349 --> 00:47:29,869 Oh, oh.! Ahhh.! 732 00:47:29,941 --> 00:47:32,658 Guess that'll show her. [ Moaning ] 733 00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:34,764 Your feet are cold. 734 00:47:37,141 --> 00:47:38,602 You see, Master. Wings! 735 00:47:39,157 --> 00:47:41,328 And more than that, they have legs. 736 00:47:41,397 --> 00:47:43,404 Insects! Fireflies! 737 00:47:43,477 --> 00:47:47,252 What are they doing in my telescope? 738 00:47:47,317 --> 00:47:49,521 I don't know. I haven't cleaned the lenses for a week. 739 00:47:49,589 --> 00:47:53,266 Dear, oh, dear! 740 00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:57,773 I must have mistaken these fireflies forJupiter and Venus. 741 00:47:57,844 --> 00:48:00,430 Yes, Master, you've certainly gummed up the works. 742 00:48:00,501 --> 00:48:02,606 Indeed, I have. 743 00:48:02,677 --> 00:48:04,586 My prophesies for the American's death... 744 00:48:04,660 --> 00:48:07,977 were based on the fixed positions ofJupiter and Venus. 745 00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:10,703 This doesn't add up. I want you. 746 00:48:10,772 --> 00:48:14,417 You say you want me, Orville says it's okay, and you're gonna marry him. 747 00:48:14,485 --> 00:48:18,281 It's something I can't explain. We're going to be married. 748 00:48:18,356 --> 00:48:21,869 That's all I have to say. I've something to say too! 749 00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:25,169 I'm not in love with you anymore. I got another girl. 750 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:28,782 No more talk. Go to your room and prepare for the wedding. 751 00:48:28,853 --> 00:48:31,668 I just got one thing to tell you, Princess-- 752 00:48:31,733 --> 00:48:34,733 I'm going to my room and prepare for the wedding. 753 00:48:34,805 --> 00:48:38,066 Okay, fellas, who's got the dice? 754 00:48:38,133 --> 00:48:41,002 He's a pip, brushing off a dream like you. 755 00:48:41,077 --> 00:48:44,372 Instead of a wedding, you'd think he was going to his own funeral. 756 00:48:44,436 --> 00:48:47,022 Yes... wouldn't you? 757 00:48:47,093 --> 00:48:49,100 Princess, Princess! 758 00:48:49,172 --> 00:48:51,922 Mistress of my life, listen and be merciful. 759 00:48:51,989 --> 00:48:53,811 I have made a calamitous error. 760 00:48:53,876 --> 00:48:55,981 You must not marry that American. 761 00:48:56,052 --> 00:48:58,769 You must marry Mullay Kassim! Mullay Kassim? 762 00:48:58,836 --> 00:49:01,008 I must hear everything. 763 00:49:01,077 --> 00:49:04,175 Your life is influenced byJupiter and Venus, 764 00:49:04,244 --> 00:49:08,139 so it is my painful duty to tell you what I've learned. 765 00:49:17,012 --> 00:49:19,860 You are indeed the favored one of Allah, O Master. 766 00:49:19,925 --> 00:49:23,438 To marry the princess, most men in Karameesh would gladly die. 767 00:49:23,509 --> 00:49:26,575 Yes. That's what's worrying me. 768 00:49:26,645 --> 00:49:29,612 So you see, they turned out to be fireflies. 769 00:49:29,685 --> 00:49:32,467 I was wrong about everything. 770 00:49:34,356 --> 00:49:36,658 Geoffrey! 771 00:49:37,684 --> 00:49:40,401 Don't you see? Isn't it wonderful? 772 00:49:40,468 --> 00:49:42,803 Yes, it's pretty good. What's wonderful about it? 773 00:49:42,869 --> 00:49:45,171 It just means Turkey's back in circulation... 774 00:49:45,237 --> 00:49:48,051 and you get tied up to Mullay Kassim. Mullay Kassim. 775 00:49:48,117 --> 00:49:51,248 Geoffrey, you may feel strange about marrying a princess, 776 00:49:51,317 --> 00:49:54,132 but I'll spend the rest of my life trying to live it down. 777 00:49:54,197 --> 00:49:58,605 You mean, you and me? Is that what you mean? 778 00:49:58,677 --> 00:50:01,066 Mistress! 779 00:50:01,140 --> 00:50:03,050 You see, Hyder Khan? 780 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:07,053 You see what your fireflies have done? How about this! 781 00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:09,645 Wait'll I break the news to doodlebug. 782 00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:13,197 That's why Orville was so anxious to hand you over to me! 783 00:50:13,268 --> 00:50:15,985 I think he got wind of this whole thing. 784 00:50:16,053 --> 00:50:18,638 Don't say anything to him, not just yet. 785 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:21,163 Don't worry about me. I'll handle him! 786 00:50:21,236 --> 00:50:23,920 Shalmar and I had a little talk, 787 00:50:23,989 --> 00:50:26,672 and we've decided to accept your generous offer. 788 00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:29,074 What generous offer? You giving me to her. 789 00:50:29,141 --> 00:50:31,475 She's decided to accept me. 790 00:50:31,540 --> 00:50:33,842 The guys are working on the nuptial knots. 791 00:50:33,909 --> 00:50:36,527 No kidding! I knew you'd see it. 792 00:50:36,596 --> 00:50:39,182 You two, what a pair! Hand-in-hand! 793 00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:41,740 Brother, you're gonna have the happiest week. 794 00:50:41,812 --> 00:50:45,161 You're gonna be in clover! Yes, sir, deep in clover. 795 00:50:45,365 --> 00:50:47,786 [ Speaking Arabic ] 796 00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:50,380 Have you told me all? Oh, Sheik. 797 00:50:50,452 --> 00:50:52,492 I have told you what has befallen, 798 00:50:52,564 --> 00:50:54,506 trusting in your generosity to reward me. 799 00:50:55,956 --> 00:50:57,450 Here. 800 00:50:57,524 --> 00:51:00,208 You must hurry, O Mighty One! 801 00:51:00,277 --> 00:51:04,019 When I left, the princess and her consort were preparing to leave the country. 802 00:51:24,052 --> 00:51:26,092 Hurry! There isn't much time. 803 00:51:26,164 --> 00:51:28,881 Get some sense into your noggin, and you and me blow. 804 00:51:28,948 --> 00:51:31,763 We're going to the United States to get hooked up. 805 00:51:31,828 --> 00:51:36,106 Hyder Khan's got that jinx spread all over the world. 806 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:39,661 Yeah? Let's see him mess around in Brooklyn. 807 00:51:46,292 --> 00:51:50,286 Here comes Murder, Incorporated. Call me later. 808 00:51:59,476 --> 00:52:03,273 So, that is your plan! Running away with this dog. 809 00:52:03,348 --> 00:52:06,828 I could show a dog a few things about running right now. 810 00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:10,249 I'm not mixed-up in this. I'm tending the gardens. 811 00:52:10,324 --> 00:52:13,259 These tulips need pruning... have one? 812 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:16,529 You lie to Kassim? No, but it's a big switch now. 813 00:52:16,596 --> 00:52:18,833 I gave her up. I'm on your side. 814 00:52:18,901 --> 00:52:21,650 They're ducking out on you, the dirty double-crossers! 815 00:52:21,717 --> 00:52:24,367 What do you think we ought to do with them? 816 00:52:24,436 --> 00:52:27,338 What is this? 817 00:52:29,876 --> 00:52:32,527 So, there's another one! Nice going,Junior. 818 00:52:32,597 --> 00:52:35,248 Remind me to throw you a piece of cheese in the morning. 819 00:52:35,317 --> 00:52:37,259 Kassim-- Silence! 820 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:40,628 Who is this goat? This moon-faced son of a one-eyed donkey? 821 00:52:40,692 --> 00:52:43,987 I wouldn't let him call me that, even if there is a resemblance. 822 00:52:44,053 --> 00:52:46,289 Where do you come off cutting in here? 823 00:52:46,356 --> 00:52:48,625 Go play cops and robbers someplace else! 824 00:52:48,692 --> 00:52:51,856 Beat it, scat, shoo! Slap his teeth out. I'll hold your coat. 825 00:52:51,924 --> 00:52:54,096 I'll hold your coat too. 826 00:52:54,165 --> 00:52:56,139 Kassim, please. Please! 827 00:52:56,212 --> 00:52:59,246 Quiet! You dare oppose the will of Kassim? Oppose your will? 828 00:52:59,317 --> 00:53:02,099 I'll have you writing one if you mess with me! 829 00:53:02,164 --> 00:53:06,059 Take a poke at him. We're not afraid of him... are ya? 830 00:53:06,133 --> 00:53:08,172 Enough! You are coming with me. 831 00:53:08,244 --> 00:53:10,252 Caspa, take one of the girls for yourself. 832 00:53:10,325 --> 00:53:12,267 Just a minute. Okay, pal, I'm with ya. 833 00:53:12,340 --> 00:53:14,413 He says she's going with him. 834 00:53:14,484 --> 00:53:17,201 She's going with him? He says she's going with him. 835 00:53:17,268 --> 00:53:19,504 He make joke. Funny boy. 836 00:53:19,573 --> 00:53:22,387 Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man! 837 00:53:22,453 --> 00:53:25,170 Bake a cake as-- 838 00:53:27,476 --> 00:53:29,810 Yes, sir,Junior! 839 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,975 That thing sure got around. Yeah, and back to us. 840 00:53:33,044 --> 00:53:35,532 Run for your lives.! 841 00:53:56,213 --> 00:53:58,067 This way! 842 00:53:58,133 --> 00:54:00,173 Come on, nipper. Shake a slipper! 843 00:54:00,244 --> 00:54:02,383 Okay, lover. Head for cover! 844 00:54:02,452 --> 00:54:03,565 Hurry! 845 00:54:03,637 --> 00:54:07,663 You two girls hide in there, quick! 846 00:54:07,733 --> 00:54:10,002 No, not you! 847 00:54:10,068 --> 00:54:12,489 We'll stay here and hold them off. Yeah, we'll-- 848 00:54:12,564 --> 00:54:16,459 Who, us? Who are you kidding? Let's spread out. 849 00:54:17,524 --> 00:54:20,459 Two of you that way. Search the tower! 850 00:54:20,532 --> 00:54:23,379 Search the palace! 851 00:54:26,356 --> 00:54:30,153 Two of you in there. 852 00:54:32,116 --> 00:54:34,483 Search,you dogs.! 853 00:54:34,548 --> 00:54:37,964 My white stallion to the man who brings me their heads. 854 00:54:38,036 --> 00:54:41,332 They must learn what it means to incur the wrath of Mullay Kassim. 855 00:54:41,396 --> 00:54:43,730 They're not in here. There's no trace of them. 856 00:54:43,796 --> 00:54:46,033 Highness, we cannot find them. 857 00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:49,810 We must find them and slit their throats. Yes, Your Highness.! 858 00:54:49,877 --> 00:54:52,691 They shall die slowly. Their tongues shall be ripped out.! 859 00:54:52,757 --> 00:54:55,724 Their ears shall be sliced off and dried on sticks. 860 00:54:59,892 --> 00:55:02,281 Search the corridors! 861 00:55:02,357 --> 00:55:06,415 We'll find them if we have to tear down the palace! Yes, Your Highness. 862 00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:34,987 Ah... ah... 863 00:56:36,372 --> 00:56:38,827 ah, ah, ah... 864 00:56:39,796 --> 00:56:41,836 ah-choo! 865 00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:49,649 Call the men! 866 00:56:49,716 --> 00:56:51,407 Stand up, you dog.! 867 00:56:51,476 --> 00:56:54,793 You thought you'd slip through my fingers, huh? 868 00:56:54,868 --> 00:56:58,185 After him! Get the horses ready! 869 00:56:58,261 --> 00:57:01,522 I was just going for a broom to sweep this stuff up. 870 00:57:01,588 --> 00:57:05,167 Mullay Kassim will take care of you in the desert! 871 00:57:05,237 --> 00:57:07,244 Aunt Lucy! 872 00:57:38,644 --> 00:57:41,808 I never thought I'd wind up in a camel's snood! 873 00:57:44,852 --> 00:57:47,470 A fine pal you are, letting me give her up! 874 00:57:47,540 --> 00:57:50,060 And all the time you knew you weren't gonna die! 875 00:57:50,132 --> 00:57:52,816 That's what's killing me. You weren't gonna die! 876 00:57:52,884 --> 00:57:54,542 Give me credit. 877 00:57:54,612 --> 00:57:56,913 That's pretty hard to do, beatin' you and the embalmer. 878 00:58:09,012 --> 00:58:12,656 I feel like the morning mail. R.F.D. 879 00:58:12,724 --> 00:58:15,594 Look, they're leaving us! All alone in the desert. 880 00:58:15,668 --> 00:58:18,418 No food, no water, no nothing! 881 00:58:24,948 --> 00:58:27,599 Come on. Let's start the sack race. 882 00:58:27,668 --> 00:58:30,963 Where do we go? Let's hop over the hill and see what's doin'. 883 00:58:31,028 --> 00:58:33,745 Must be a gas station somewhere around here. 884 00:58:42,612 --> 00:58:44,913 What are you still hoppin' for? 885 00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:48,722 We've been out of those nets all day. I want to keep my watch going. 886 00:58:48,788 --> 00:58:53,196 How did we get loose with our hands and feet tied and everything? 887 00:58:53,268 --> 00:58:57,010 If we told anybody, they'd never believe it. Oh. 888 00:58:57,076 --> 00:59:00,425 Let's not tell 'em, huh? Shh... proceed. 889 00:59:04,372 --> 00:59:07,023 See anything? Nothing. 890 00:59:07,092 --> 00:59:09,165 Come on. Courage, boy! 891 00:59:09,236 --> 00:59:12,050 Courage, he says. Look at that! 892 00:59:12,116 --> 00:59:15,312 You know what they are? They're buzzards.! 893 00:59:15,380 --> 00:59:17,802 They're carrying finger bowls too. 894 00:59:17,876 --> 00:59:21,072 Fine way to end up. A box lunch for a bird. 895 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:23,180 Turkey, look! 896 00:59:23,252 --> 00:59:26,416 What's a drive-in doing in the middle of the desert? 897 00:59:26,484 --> 00:59:29,713 I'm no quiz kid. Come on, let's eat! I'll force something. 898 00:59:32,340 --> 00:59:35,984 Toss us a couple of mugs of java! We got our own sugar. 899 00:59:36,052 --> 00:59:39,348 Two tall double-dip hamburgers! Not too well done. 900 00:59:39,412 --> 00:59:41,551 And a couple of mile-high beers! 901 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:45,743 It's moving! Better grab it. Hey, come back! 902 00:59:45,812 --> 00:59:48,015 Hey! Hey! 903 00:59:49,428 --> 00:59:52,462 Hey, what's this ''now you see it, now you don't'' stuff? 904 00:59:52,820 --> 00:59:56,682 We might have known. It's a mirage! I could even smell the onions. 905 00:59:56,756 --> 01:00:00,498 I'm getting out of here. Yeah, me too! 906 01:00:00,563 --> 01:00:05,070 becomes you so 907 01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:08,009 Why, it's Shalmar! 908 01:00:08,084 --> 01:00:13,005 your hair 909 01:00:13,076 --> 01:00:15,891 She must've been visiting a gopher friend. 910 01:00:15,956 --> 01:00:19,633 the right thing to wear 911 01:00:21,716 --> 01:00:26,473 912 01:00:26,548 --> 01:00:29,809 913 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:34,665 there's moonlight 914 01:00:34,740 --> 01:00:36,682 915 01:00:36,756 --> 01:00:41,513 becomes you so 916 01:00:44,436 --> 01:00:48,397 917 01:00:48,468 --> 01:00:51,566 your hair 918 01:00:51,636 --> 01:00:53,970 919 01:00:54,036 --> 01:00:57,930 to wear 920 01:01:00,180 --> 01:01:04,785 [Jeff s Voice ] 921 01:01:04,852 --> 01:01:08,113 922 01:01:08,180 --> 01:01:12,271 [Jeff s Voice ] 923 01:01:12,340 --> 01:01:13,649 924 01:01:13,716 --> 01:01:17,294 deployment deployment boo 925 01:01:17,363 --> 01:01:20,746 to go dreaming 926 01:01:20,820 --> 01:01:25,326 927 01:01:25,396 --> 01:01:28,974 to go dreaming 928 01:01:29,044 --> 01:01:33,234 929 01:01:33,300 --> 01:01:38,221 930 01:01:38,292 --> 01:01:41,969 931 01:01:42,036 --> 01:01:45,581 there's moonlight 932 01:01:45,652 --> 01:01:48,652 933 01:01:48,724 --> 01:01:54,834 934 01:02:00,532 --> 01:02:02,833 Shalmar needs a shave! 935 01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:05,038 That's an omen. 936 01:02:05,108 --> 01:02:07,923 We've gotta find the girls and save them from Kassim. 937 01:02:07,988 --> 01:02:10,290 Come on! 938 01:02:13,812 --> 01:02:16,594 I don't know whether I can make it. 939 01:02:16,660 --> 01:02:19,442 My legs feel like they're cut off near my Adam's apple. 940 01:02:19,508 --> 01:02:22,956 I guess that kiss took too much out of you, huh? 941 01:02:23,028 --> 01:02:25,362 Come on. Get aboard. 942 01:02:25,427 --> 01:02:28,275 If I'm too heavy, I'll throw my hat away. 943 01:02:28,340 --> 01:02:30,577 Leave your head in it, huh? 944 01:02:37,780 --> 01:02:40,780 Hey, come on! Look! Water! 945 01:02:40,852 --> 01:02:43,219 Water! 946 01:02:44,244 --> 01:02:46,251 Oh, oh, oh! 947 01:02:48,211 --> 01:02:51,113 This is a bit of all right! How about this! 948 01:02:51,188 --> 01:02:53,741 What are you doing? My radiator's dry. 949 01:02:53,812 --> 01:02:56,398 Where there's water, there's life, people! 950 01:02:56,468 --> 01:02:59,315 All we gotta do is follow the stream. Oh, there's a herring. 951 01:02:59,379 --> 01:03:02,063 Come along! Ya-hoo! 952 01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:12,914 What do you make of it? We'd better take it easy... 953 01:03:12,980 --> 01:03:15,314 until we find out whose joint it is. 954 01:03:15,380 --> 01:03:18,282 It might be a camel motel. 955 01:03:22,675 --> 01:03:25,643 [ Shouting ] 956 01:03:25,716 --> 01:03:28,050 Those are Mullay Kassim's gorillas! 957 01:03:28,116 --> 01:03:31,694 That joint must be their hideout. We gotta save the girls. 958 01:03:31,763 --> 01:03:34,349 We'll have to storm the place. 959 01:03:34,420 --> 01:03:37,267 You storm. I'll stay here and drizzle. 960 01:03:37,331 --> 01:03:40,627 I got something that can't miss! So have they... guns! 961 01:03:40,692 --> 01:03:42,601 Listen to every word. 962 01:03:42,676 --> 01:03:45,010 We don't have to wait for night. 963 01:03:45,076 --> 01:03:47,629 We just go up on the place... 964 01:03:54,196 --> 01:03:57,491 There's no one. There were two men in the horse lines. 965 01:03:57,556 --> 01:03:59,694 When they ran, I shot at them. 966 01:03:59,763 --> 01:04:01,935 You've been drinking koolash again! 967 01:04:08,596 --> 01:04:11,945 Think they know we're here? We're still wearing our heads. 968 01:04:12,020 --> 01:04:16,111 That was the dopiest idea, you thinking you could skin a horse and put me inside. 969 01:04:16,179 --> 01:04:18,994 How would I look being a horse? Just the same. 970 01:04:19,059 --> 01:04:22,256 We gotta get back to where we started from and wait till dark. 971 01:04:44,531 --> 01:04:47,248 I think we just went through a red light. 972 01:04:50,483 --> 01:04:53,265 I'd feel better if we had a periscope. Trust me! 973 01:04:53,332 --> 01:04:55,535 I've got a great sense of direction. 974 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:11,377 Think we're still okay? Sure, sure. We were headed due north. 975 01:05:11,444 --> 01:05:13,484 North, huh? Yeah. 976 01:05:13,556 --> 01:05:17,331 Don't look now, but I think we're standing on a rug. 977 01:05:29,555 --> 01:05:33,865 It is those pigs! Don't stand there. Hurry, run! 978 01:05:33,939 --> 01:05:36,306 Take them outside and bring me back their ears. 979 01:05:36,371 --> 01:05:37,746 No, wait! 980 01:05:37,812 --> 01:05:40,659 There must be no shedding of blood on our wedding night. 981 01:05:40,723 --> 01:05:42,633 Did you hear that? ''Wedding''! 982 01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:44,813 I stopped listening when he said ''blood.'' 983 01:05:44,884 --> 01:05:48,528 Lock them up! I just had this pressed! 984 01:05:48,595 --> 01:05:50,734 Let's not be vulgar, bully! 985 01:05:51,764 --> 01:05:53,619 A fine thing! 986 01:05:53,684 --> 01:05:55,953 First you sell me for 200 bucks. 987 01:05:56,019 --> 01:05:58,353 I'm gonna marry the princess, then you cut in on me! 988 01:05:58,420 --> 01:06:01,616 We're carried off by a sheik, now we're gonna have our heads chopped off. 989 01:06:01,683 --> 01:06:05,261 I know all that. The people who came in the middle of the picture don't! 990 01:06:05,331 --> 01:06:08,146 You mean, they missed my song? 991 01:06:12,916 --> 01:06:15,305 Who's that? Who are they? 992 01:06:15,379 --> 01:06:18,675 That's the great sheik Neb-Jolla and his men. 993 01:06:18,740 --> 01:06:21,423 Friend of Kassim's? No, the enemy of Kassim. 994 01:06:21,491 --> 01:06:23,793 For ten years they have been at war, 995 01:06:23,859 --> 01:06:27,242 but Kassim has invited him to his wedding as a token of peace. 996 01:06:27,316 --> 01:06:29,737 But I do not trust either one of them. 997 01:06:30,323 --> 01:06:31,817 Halt.! 998 01:06:31,891 --> 01:06:34,225 You oughta take something for your throat. 999 01:06:34,292 --> 01:06:38,350 What have you got? Food for these men. They have not eaten. 1000 01:06:38,419 --> 01:06:42,194 It cannot matter when it is their last night to live. 1001 01:06:42,259 --> 01:06:45,555 Give it to them through the window. 1002 01:06:45,620 --> 01:06:48,467 Any word from the governor? Shh! 1003 01:06:48,531 --> 01:06:51,565 In this bowl there's a magic ring from the princess. 1004 01:06:51,636 --> 01:06:55,248 You can make three wishes. Perhaps it will help us all to escape. 1005 01:06:55,316 --> 01:06:58,250 Why didn't you bake us a cake with a file in it? 1006 01:06:58,323 --> 01:07:00,658 The ring will not work for everybody. 1007 01:07:00,724 --> 01:07:03,822 If we are fortunate, it might work for you, Geoffrey. 1008 01:07:03,891 --> 01:07:07,536 Should it fail, lift the jewel and inside you will find... 1009 01:07:07,604 --> 01:07:09,906 poison for two. 1010 01:07:09,972 --> 01:07:13,681 Here. What is this talking? 1011 01:07:13,747 --> 01:07:16,747 Go on, be gone! 1012 01:07:16,819 --> 01:07:19,405 Good-bye, honey. Don't forget to write. 1013 01:07:19,476 --> 01:07:21,931 Just send it to the ''dead letter office.'' 1014 01:07:22,004 --> 01:07:23,891 Poison. 1015 01:07:26,611 --> 01:07:29,645 Three wishes. All right, start the acka-muracas. 1016 01:07:29,715 --> 01:07:34,091 Come on, ring. Get the four of us out of here. 1017 01:07:36,148 --> 01:07:37,675 Magic ring. 1018 01:07:37,747 --> 01:07:40,715 What does she think we are, a couple of chowder-heads? 1019 01:07:40,788 --> 01:07:43,024 No pictures, huh? Nothin'. 1020 01:07:43,091 --> 01:07:47,728 Get the poison pills. Let's get it over with. There they are. 1021 01:07:47,795 --> 01:07:51,657 Close your eyes and I'll shoot you one of these concentrated Mickeys. 1022 01:07:51,731 --> 01:07:54,065 What's the matter with me shooting them to you? 1023 01:07:54,132 --> 01:07:56,946 You don't want to fall and get a knot on your head. 1024 01:07:57,012 --> 01:07:59,881 I gotta stay behind and hold you up. I'll hold you up. 1025 01:07:59,956 --> 01:08:04,266 Me, huh? Don't let me fall too hard. 1026 01:08:04,340 --> 01:08:09,162 Set the table, Aunt Lucy. There'll be two more for dinner. 1027 01:08:09,236 --> 01:08:11,919 Boy, I sure wish I had a drink. 1028 01:08:11,987 --> 01:08:14,256 Junior, it worked! 1029 01:08:14,323 --> 01:08:17,007 The magic ring, it worked on you. 1030 01:08:17,076 --> 01:08:19,858 Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! 1031 01:08:25,523 --> 01:08:28,273 Ooo-ooo-ooo! 1032 01:08:30,547 --> 01:08:33,035 Jeff, I'm back! I did it! 1033 01:08:33,107 --> 01:08:35,857 For a minute, I thought I had a one-way ticket! 1034 01:08:35,924 --> 01:08:38,957 Hey, hey! Cut it out! What am I doin'? 1035 01:08:39,027 --> 01:08:42,322 I think I liked you better the other way. Yeah. 1036 01:08:42,388 --> 01:08:45,235 You've used up our last wish. We'll never get out. 1037 01:08:45,299 --> 01:08:47,885 I'll think of something. That's what I'm afraid of. 1038 01:08:47,956 --> 01:08:50,639 What's going on here? Oh, nothing. 1039 01:08:50,707 --> 01:08:53,009 Did anybody ever escape from this jail? 1040 01:08:53,075 --> 01:08:55,661 Once, about a year ago, two men got out. 1041 01:08:55,732 --> 01:08:58,099 Tell me, chum. How'd they do it? 1042 01:08:58,163 --> 01:09:01,807 It was an accident. To light a cigarette, I placed my rifle like this. 1043 01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:05,869 Hello. Oh, interesting. And then what happened? 1044 01:09:05,940 --> 01:09:08,722 One of the fellows grabbed the rifle and pointed it at me. 1045 01:09:08,787 --> 01:09:11,089 You mean, like this? 1046 01:09:11,155 --> 01:09:14,384 Except that he put it right up against my head. Like this! 1047 01:09:14,451 --> 01:09:16,109 Yes! 1048 01:09:16,179 --> 01:09:18,700 What's wrong? Put 'em up! 1049 01:09:18,772 --> 01:09:21,455 Give us those keys! Or we'll spread you! 1050 01:09:21,523 --> 01:09:23,694 Ahmed, we have done it again! 1051 01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:31,274 I don't get this setup. What's frying? 1052 01:10:31,347 --> 01:10:33,202 I'm cooking up some small sabotage. 1053 01:10:33,267 --> 01:10:35,918 We'll have 'em at one another's throats! Internal dissension. 1054 01:10:35,987 --> 01:10:38,321 Divide and conquer. Brother against brother. 1055 01:10:38,387 --> 01:10:40,460 Sort of an Arabian Gestapo? 1056 01:10:40,531 --> 01:10:42,735 You've got it, Tyrone. Hasn't missed yet. 1057 01:10:42,803 --> 01:10:45,356 Then we grab the gals and cut out. 1058 01:10:45,428 --> 01:10:48,526 Hold this a minute, will ya? Allez! 1059 01:10:57,779 --> 01:11:01,456 What are you gonna do with that? Look and learn. 1060 01:11:07,252 --> 01:11:10,601 What're you doing? Making reefers? 1061 01:11:10,675 --> 01:11:13,490 This'll give 'em that lift. 1062 01:11:13,555 --> 01:11:15,694 I got a pip. 1063 01:11:43,636 --> 01:11:45,490 What now? 1064 01:11:45,556 --> 01:11:48,370 Brilliant! Good boy. Where's the dribble-glass? 1065 01:11:48,436 --> 01:11:51,021 Slip 'em the drip... drip. 1066 01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:03,692 Psst! Psst! 1067 01:12:09,331 --> 01:12:13,609 Neb-Jolla, so great is my joy that I wish to share it with you. 1068 01:12:13,683 --> 01:12:16,553 May our tribes live together in peace for a thousand years! 1069 01:12:16,628 --> 01:12:18,799 My hand on that, Kassim. 1070 01:12:18,867 --> 01:12:21,966 You are fortunate indeed to win the love of so beautiful a princess. 1071 01:12:22,036 --> 01:12:24,970 She cannot wait for my kisses upon her lips. 1072 01:12:25,043 --> 01:12:27,116 Can you, my dove? 1073 01:12:27,188 --> 01:12:30,701 Kassim, you shall soon know how I feel about you. 1074 01:12:30,772 --> 01:12:33,325 There, you hear? Yeah. 1075 01:12:38,356 --> 01:12:42,763 I drink to my friend who was my enemy, 1076 01:12:42,835 --> 01:12:45,901 and to the eternal peace that has come between us. 1077 01:12:48,851 --> 01:12:51,699 I drink to that, 1078 01:12:51,763 --> 01:12:55,691 and also to the beauty of my bride-to-be. 1079 01:13:05,779 --> 01:13:07,754 My apologies, O Great Sheik. 1080 01:13:07,827 --> 01:13:11,122 There must be a hole in the goblet. Yes, I see there is! 1081 01:13:11,187 --> 01:13:13,554 I trust you do not do this as a joke? 1082 01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:16,205 No, my friend, my very dear friend! 1083 01:13:16,275 --> 01:13:19,341 Happy Fourth of July. 1084 01:13:41,395 --> 01:13:45,618 What is the meaning of this? What's going on here? 1085 01:13:45,683 --> 01:13:47,625 My friend, I give you my assurances. 1086 01:13:47,699 --> 01:13:49,804 Eat, drink, music! 1087 01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:52,264 Let us all be like brothers. 1088 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:02,898 Do you bring us here to make fools of us? 1089 01:14:02,963 --> 01:14:05,167 This is no doing of mine. 1090 01:14:05,235 --> 01:14:08,137 Be of good faith. There will be no more. 1091 01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:14,322 Kassim, when will these outrages cease? 1092 01:14:14,387 --> 01:14:16,656 Neb-Jolla, please, patience. 1093 01:14:16,723 --> 01:14:19,658 I humble myself at your feet in apology. 1094 01:14:19,731 --> 01:14:21,803 Come, sit down. 1095 01:14:23,219 --> 01:14:26,285 This is the screwiest picture I was ever in! 1096 01:14:52,979 --> 01:14:55,729 At the word from our master, we would tear you to shreds! 1097 01:14:55,795 --> 01:14:58,096 We are as mystified as you. 1098 01:14:58,163 --> 01:15:01,392 We came here to eat, not to be mystified! 1099 01:15:04,499 --> 01:15:06,735 Do not trust him. 1100 01:15:06,803 --> 01:15:09,169 His is an empty gesture of friendship. 1101 01:15:11,123 --> 01:15:13,392 Aaah! 1102 01:15:14,803 --> 01:15:16,690 [ Screaming ] 1103 01:15:21,011 --> 01:15:23,116 I am at a loss to understand! 1104 01:15:23,187 --> 01:15:25,391 Why do you persist on playing these pranks? 1105 01:15:25,459 --> 01:15:28,142 [ Aide ] It's just as much a surprise to us. 1106 01:15:28,211 --> 01:15:30,121 Please forget about the whole thing. 1107 01:15:30,195 --> 01:15:32,235 I give you my assurance-- 1108 01:15:32,307 --> 01:15:34,412 I am trying to control myself, 1109 01:15:34,483 --> 01:15:37,167 but my patience cannot last! 1110 01:15:37,235 --> 01:15:39,144 Aaah! 1111 01:15:39,219 --> 01:15:41,259 Water, water! 1112 01:15:41,331 --> 01:15:43,470 [ Shouting ] 1113 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:45,611 I am on fire! 1114 01:15:45,683 --> 01:15:48,716 Water, water.! 1115 01:15:50,387 --> 01:15:53,387 Enough, enough! This is war! 1116 01:15:53,459 --> 01:15:56,939 [ Speaking Arabic ] 1117 01:16:03,763 --> 01:16:06,414 This means war! 1118 01:16:09,107 --> 01:16:10,830 [ Gunshot ] 1119 01:16:23,955 --> 01:16:26,825 When I see how silly people behave, 1120 01:16:26,899 --> 01:16:28,971 I'm glad I'm a camel. 1121 01:16:29,043 --> 01:16:32,971 Oh, I'm glad you're a camel too, Mabel! 1122 01:16:51,859 --> 01:16:53,801 Hurry up! 1123 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,663 Let's go! 1124 01:16:55,731 --> 01:16:57,870 Come on. I'll race ya! 1125 01:17:05,107 --> 01:17:06,929 [ Ship Whistle ] 1126 01:17:10,035 --> 01:17:13,516 This thing pinches me. You got another one? Yeah. 1127 01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:16,401 It won't be long before we're seeing little old New York. 1128 01:17:16,467 --> 01:17:18,801 Three years we've been waiting to get back. 1129 01:17:18,867 --> 01:17:21,966 I'm gonna grab a piece of the U.S.A. and eat it-- something around New Orleans. 1130 01:17:22,035 --> 01:17:26,312 I get the strangest feeling that we've been through all of this before. 1131 01:17:26,387 --> 01:17:28,492 Looks like I trapped you again. 1132 01:17:28,563 --> 01:17:32,043 This time I'm bringing home the bacon too. And what a slab! 1133 01:17:32,115 --> 01:17:35,858 Then the answer's yes? Yes, but don't think I'm marrying you for her money. 1134 01:17:35,923 --> 01:17:38,825 Why are you marrying me? I'll think of something. 1135 01:17:38,899 --> 01:17:41,965 I want the Statue of Liberty to be proud of me, 1136 01:17:42,035 --> 01:17:44,271 so I'll powder my nose. I don't think it'll help. 1137 01:17:44,339 --> 01:17:46,892 1138 01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:49,385 1139 01:17:49,459 --> 01:17:52,142 yes yes 1140 01:18:03,315 --> 01:18:06,315 Aaah, aaah! I can't go on! 1141 01:18:06,387 --> 01:18:10,315 No food, no water! It's all my fault. 1142 01:18:10,387 --> 01:18:12,591 We're done for. It's got me! 1143 01:18:12,659 --> 01:18:15,408 I can't stand it! No food, no nothing! 1144 01:18:15,475 --> 01:18:18,158 No food, no water! Ah-ha-ha-ha! 1145 01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:21,391 No food! Ah-ha-ha-ha! 1146 01:18:21,459 --> 01:18:23,880 What's the matter with you, anyway? 1147 01:18:23,955 --> 01:18:26,737 There's New York. We'll be picked up in a few minutes! 1148 01:18:26,803 --> 01:18:30,316 You had to open your big mouth and ruin the only good scene I got! 1149 01:18:30,387 --> 01:18:32,842 I might have won an Academy Award!